My smart quote obsession

Some are exasperated with smart quotes, others live and die by them. AbiWord at one point did smart quotes, but it didn't work so well, and its developers took out the feature for the time being. Microsoft Word, of course, is king of the smart quotes, and most full-features word processors offer the feature. Open Office does.

My obsession, for a couple of weeks, anyway, was figuring out how to enter smart quotes, em dashes and the like, in the Palm handheld. I figured it out.

But is it really that important? And why am I so concerned.

It's because I had an editor for a time of a smallish, home-produced magazine who never got them right unless I did. If I e-mailed in straight text in the body of the e-mail, I'd get all straight quotes, and I think it looks terrible. So I then sent in Word files only, with the smart quotes and spacing set just so. He'd still screw it up (such is the lament of a copy editor when it comes to his own writing being edited).

But as some correctly point out, any halfway decent publishing software (everything from Quark to InDesign) will apply smart quotes to any text file, and do a better job, probably, than Word alone.

It's certainly true for the Daily News' Unisys publishing system. It gets most of them right. Possible exceptions are when single-quotes follow doubles. Some are the wrong direction. Same for years, like '83. Those are usually backward. But the bottom line is that for the work I'm doing now (especially on the Web), smart quotes don't matter so much, and the effort to generate them is wasted.

So I've got to let go. I've got to know that I CAN make smart quotes if I need to, but it's not the end of the world if I don't.

What are/were you obsessed by that you decided to let go. And I mean this in the geekiest sense, by the way.