If $1,799 fell out of the sky, I might buy ... the new MacBook Air
My buddy Stevie (yep, I call him "Stevie"; don't know what he calls me back) announced the new MacBook Air today. It's the ultra-small Apple laptop we've all been waiting for. And by "we," I mean people who use hundreds to wipe certain unmentionable areas (note to rich folks: those bills ain't all that sanitary).
The thing looks absolutely stunning -- and for $1,799 it damn well better be. Anyhow, Apple really knows how to break new ground, and this is new ground, alrighty.
Notable: The low-end MacBook Air comes with a garden-variety spinning 80 GB hard drive. For more cash, you get a 64 GB solid-state drive. Hell, the drive alone (the flash drive, that is) must cost $500.
And the thing weighs 3 pounds. That comes out to $599.67 per pound or $37.48 an ounce. At least it's not worth its weight in gold, 3 pounds of which would cost you $43,320 if you paid today's closing price for gold futures on the Comex exchange of $902.50 per ounce. So call the MacBook Air a bargain.
But it does look great, right? And while I might suggest that Stevie Jobs make something -- any damn thing -- under $1,000 (and no, Mac Minis don't count), he's a whole lot richer than I am, so why should he listen to me?
