This Would-Be Thief Should Take Some Tips From An Opposum
Here's one more for the Stupid Criminal File: A man who broke into a funeral home in Spain tried to "play dead" when the police arrived. Two things gave him away: breathing and his failure to dress in appropriate burial attire.
I want to know what he was planning to steal or, worse yet, do? Ick.
The Associated Press reports the story here.
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Larry Altman has covered crime in the South Bay since 1990. He's seen it all - the missing model who turned up dead in the desert, the wives found dead in trunks, the high-school coaches who get a little too close to their players. He drives his young colleagues nuts with his "I remember when" stories. He welcomes your tips and observations about the present, and you can mix in a little Lakers basketball talk if you like.
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