Oh Lord! God busted for dealing drugs
He's also Lucky. And a bit unlucky.
His name is God Lucky Howard, 39. He got arrested in Tampa for dealing cocaine.
Here's the full story by the Tampa Tribune's Howard Altman (no relation).
And then there's this one:
In Alton, Texas, an inmate tried to escape from the city's jail by crawling through the air ducts, but crashed through the ceiling -- into the police chief's office!
Oops. Here's the rest from AP:
Police say 17-year-old Jesus Albert Suarez Chavez and 22-year-old Roman Orozco Martinez tried to escape through air conditioning ducts of the Alton city jail around 3 a.m. Saturday, but had been spotted by a dispatcher monitoring security video.
One of the inmates fell through the ceiling into the office of Police Chief Baldemar Flores, who wasn't there at the time. The second inmate was trying to get into the vent.
Flores said he didn't know which inmate fell through the ceiling, only that the vents were very small.
Chavez and Martinez are charged with burglary of a vehicle, evading arrest, resisting arrest, assault on a public servant and making a terrorist threat. They are now being held in the Hidalgo County Jail.
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God and Jesus got busted, you say?
In other news, 27 year old Mohamad Allah was apprehended holding up a Lomita liqour store while 62 year old Inglewood resident Shiva Vishnu is wanted on charges of molesting 4 children...simultaneously.