Pom Pom Mom poses as teenage daughter to join cheerleading team

With all the horrible news going on, try this one as the goofiest story of the week.  I found it on the Internet, via Associated Press, and had to pass it along. It's true. It really is. I'm sure it will become a Lifetime movie of the week.

I paraphrase:

Wendy Brown, that's her over there, stole her daughter's identity to attend high school in Green Bay, Wisc. She's 33, but doesn't look a day over 36, so go figure.

She joined the cheerleading squad at Ashwaubenon High School (thank God the biggest name we have here is Leuzinger)  as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with her grandmother.

According to the news report, Brown wanted to get her high school diploma and become a cheerleader because she missed out on it in her childhood. (Gimme an N. Gimme a U. Gimme a T. Gimme an S. What's that spell?)

So she went to cheerleading practice during the summer, received a locker and went to a pool party at the coach's house.

Anyway, high school employees said she looked older than a student, but behaved like a high school girl. Apparently they had no idea until school started that she was an old woman.

Police arrested her for identity theft. If convicted of identity theft, she could go to prison, where she can run for cell block president.

Photo from AP, via AOL.