Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girl
Man, what is it with Lindsay Lohan? Seems like while the once-wholesome actress occasionally forgets her panties, she allegedly doesn't leave home without her cocaine. Now far be it from me to cast aspersions, as my old soccer coach used to say, but if it were me, Lindsay, I'd make sure I had the former and left the latter at home.

Previously....
Lindsay Crashes & Bratton Prepares to Dish
Fun, Fun, Fun, Till the Coppers took the G-Ride Away
'Most Wanted' gangster popped, angst over anti-gang funds, mom sentenced in gang shooting, and more