The Armando Eugene Sanchez Bandit

Armando Eugene Sanchez?
The FBI didn't even have to come up with a clever name for this suspected bandit, opting instead for the one his mamma gave him: Armando Eugene Sanchez.
On August 7, Sanchez, 29, allegedly held up the Washington Mutual Bank in Camarillo and fled in a tan Ford Taurus that was later found abandoned on the 101 freeway. Employees and customers fingered Sanchez after looking over a photographic lineup. Prior to the alleged robbery, the Santa Ana resident registered as a sex offender and is now a parolee at large.
There's a federal warrant out for his arrest, so if you happen to notice a pudgy 5-foot-7 man who weighs around 195 lbs. and has brown hair and brown eyes with "Ruby" and "I'll Always Love My Mamma" tattooed on his chest, call the FBI. Agent Derrel Craig would love to hear from you at (805) 677-7348 or (805) 857-6429.
As a note on his tattoos (a subject we previously had much fun with Aryan Brotherhood member wears his heart on his face on an earlier post), do you suppose the mom he'll always love is proud that her son's a sex offender wanted for bank robbery? I think if I were her, I'd suggest he change to something like "I'll Always Love Mamma Mia!" or "I'll Always Love My Mamma's Cooking."
