For "Altar Boyz": The 8-year-old future theater critic lasted 25 minutes. Poor kid. He woke up before his usual 5:50 wake up call and didn't really get a second of down time all day. And, natch, the $%^#! thing started 15 minutes late.

His early tap out, however, meant there would be no need for me to explain what exactly the Altar Boyz were referring to when they were singing "Girl You Make me Want to Wait."

For small favors, yours truly is grateful.