July 8, 2008

Mondegreen mania

"Oh, so THAT'S what he said!"

Everyone has had the moment where, after hearing a song on the radio a million times, you finally realize what the real lyric is.

A word or phrase misheard in this way is called a mondegreen, and that word was recently added to the latest edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. More than 100 words were added to the dictionary, including the ones listed on the front page of yesterday's Daily Breeze. Many of them are a mouthful, but this one is an earful. Merriam-Webster defines it as "a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung."

According to Merriam-Webster, the word traces its origin to the mishearing of the line "laid him on the green" in a Scottish ballad as "Lady Mondegreen."

You've likely never heard that song, but you can find a collection of more than 100,000 misheard lyrics on the Web at http://www.kissthisguy.com/.

If that phrase sounds familiar to you, you're one of people who have misheard the line "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" in Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze," after which the site is named.

The site is searchable by both artist and song title. If that's not enough for you, there's even an RSS feed of the funniest additions of the week. Happy (mis)hearing!

July 5, 2008

The sport of (gluttonous) kings

While most Americans celebrate the Fourth of July with get-togethers, barbecues and fireworks, a subculture of gourmands casts its glance toward Coney Island. July 4 is also the Super Bowl of competitive eating, the Nathan's Famous 4th of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

The contest had humble origins, starting back in 1916. According to Wikipedia -- and if it's on there, it has to be true -- four immigrants gathered at the Coney Island Nathan's stand to settle an argument over who was the most patriotic. After 90+ years, the act of devouring mass quantities of tubiform meat products has become a prize fight.

The contest has a sanctioning body -- the International Federation of Competitive Eating. It has established rules, a $10,000 prize for first place and even a championship belt. The 2008 champion is Joey Chestnut, who won it for the second year in a row. Last year, he managed to beat six-time champion and competitive eating icon Takeru Kobayashi.

There's even a training regimen involved. No big-mouthed schmo can just lumber over to Coney Island and compete. There's an international staging of qualifying events to win before going to the grand stage.

Plus, hot dogs are just one of the foods that can be gorged for sport. The federation calls the foodstuffs "disciplines." Upcoming competitions are the Chinook Winds World Rib Eating Championship in Oregon on July 13 and Cherokee Casino World BBQ (pork sandwiches) Eating Championship in Oklahoma on July 26.

Major League Eating is the franchising organization that's charged with commercializing the "sport." Successfully, too. There's a gallery with bios of professional speed eaters, and even a competitive eating video game.

In case anyone is curious, for details on how to become the next Chestnut or Kobayashi, MLE has a sign-up form. Be warned: competitive eating has serious short- and long-term health risks. Heed this warning, directly from its safety page:

"Major League Eating believes that speed eating is only suitable for those 18 years of age or older and only in a controlled environment with appropriate rules and with a licensed emergency medical technician present. Major League Eating opposes at-home training of any kind, and strongly discourages younger individuals from eating for speed or quantity under any circumstances. Major League Eating urges all parties Interested In the sport to become involved in a sanctioned event -- do not try speed eating at home."

Reopening Lady Liberty's Crown

The National Park Service is considering reopening Lady Liberty's crown for the first time since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, according to a July Fourth Associated Press story.

Documents released by U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y, show the Park Service requested bids in June to study what it would take to safely open the Statue of Liberty's iconic headpiece to the public. Liberty Island was closed after the terrorist attacks. The statue's base, pedestal and lower observation deck reopened in August 2004, after a $20 million effort to enhance fire safety.

But the crown and its interior observation deck, which soar about 265 feet above New York Harbor, remained closed because the Park Service said there was no way to evacuate people safely in an emergency. The narrow spiral staircase that leads up to the crown doesn't comply with fire and building codes. Visitors are now limited to the statue's 154-foot-tall pedestal. Weiner, who advocates reopening the statue all the way to the crown, made a trip up to the crown on Sept. 10, 2007, and posted a video documenting the existing security and the view from the top on YouTube.

July 4, 2008

Happy Independence Day, folks

Here's a list including all things Fourth of July -- fun facts, fireworks and barbecue safety tips and more from the U.S. Government's official Web portal. Some of the standout links are:

• Reminders on barbecue safety from the Agriculture Department

• A virtual visit to the Liberty Bell Center

• Have your children test their knowledge on the Declaration of Independence with this quiz. This site also offers quizzes on life in the White House, First Ladies and even presidents' pets.

• All-American recipes, including a recipe for Laura Bush's Hot Chocolate.

• If you're interested in donating your time and effort for a patriotic cause, this link is a thorough compilation of donation projects, volunteering opportunities and other ways to support your country.

Be safe and have a great Fourth!

Torrance Roadium's spin on an American classic: hot dogs

Hot dogs are a staple of Fourth of July cookouts. No wonder July is National Hot Dog Month. In honor of the all-mighty wiener, the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council conducted a national poll confirming a strong link between hot dogs and sports -- especially baseball. The poll listed hot dogs as fans' favorite stadium fare. We're lucky to live close by to Dodger Stadium, which ranked fourth on a list of the best stadium frankfurters. A Dodger Dog and an order of the stadium's greasy, extra-strong garlic fries ... heavenly. Premium baseball eats.

The Roadium in Torrance is a South Bay hot spots for hot dogs. The open air market's dogs have a regional twist; they're topped with grilled onions and a whole jalapeño. The Roadium is open this Independence Day weekend, so you can come by and sample one of their dogs while browsing the vendors' goods.

If you're a Wienerschnitzel fan, you'll want to head over to the one at 900 W. Pacific Coast Highway in Wilmington. This is the very first Wienerschnitzel location. It's almost 50 years old and still kickin'. Mark your calendars for July 15, when the chain will be giving away free chili dogs and ice cream cones.

Prefer to cook up your own hot dog creations? The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council offers a miscellany of recipes, from Asian-inspired Hoisin Glazed Dogs to traditional beans and franks.

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July 3, 2008

It's a small world after all

Is the Happiest Place on Earth the coolest place in the virtual world, too?

The Disney experience will be tweeted. Twisney has set up a Twitter account to report length of ride lines and other goings-on in Anaheim at Disneyland, California Adventure, Downtown Disney and hotels.

Change the menu bar at the top right to Disneyland Resort.

The coolness doesn't end there. Each message gets tagged on an actual map of the parks, with the precise tweets pinpointed on a map that can be seen in aerial or birds-eye views.

Disney has harnessed the web to imagineer a virtual theme park experience. Lojoconnect.com reports that Disney's 3-D rendering of Walt Disney World on Google Earth is the largest corporate contribution to the global mapping service. The richly textured model may bog down the memory of some computers, but otherwise ... wow. We eagerly await a similar initiative for Anaheim's parks.

July 2, 2008

Imagine the world in 7 years

ABC asks the bold question: What will the world look like in the year 2100? How will human civilization continue in the face of rising populations, depleting natural resources and changing climates? ABC News is asking for the public's input for Earth 2100, a two-hour broadcast to air in prime time this fall.

The first installment asks about the near future, in the year 2015. Video submissions can be entered until Sunday. So far, prognostications have been made about gasoline being at over $9 a gallon -- at American prices -- and foods becoming at least three to five times more expensive than they are now.

Scenarios are set up for every region in the world. In Africa, global climate change leads to increasing desertification and more Darfur-like violent clashes among tribes.

Deforestation and destruction of natural habitats will be exacerbated in Latin America.

China and India, which each have populations of over 1 billion, will struggle to keep their populations fed.

As for the United States, major population centers on the East Coast will be ravaged by storms and the Southwest will become a dust bowl.

How will the world adapt? Let Earth 2100 know.

Report South Bay pollution

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You may not be knee-deep in marine algae like these Olympic workers clearing a Chinese sailing waterway this week, but who do you call when you notice the South Bay shoreline is looking just a bit, well, icky?

Heal the Bay, a nonprofit environmental organization dedicated to making Southern California coastal waters and watersheds safe, healthy and clean, has set up a hotline for South Bay residents and those in surrounding areas to report any pollution they think is adversely affecting the wonderful beaches, water or animal life.

While you may not be sailing in the Olympics, at least you can contribute to keeping our beaches world-class.

Heal the Bay hotline numbers for South Bay cities:

General info / Stormwater and Dumping / Sewage spills

Artesia 562-865-6262 562-865-6262 562-865-6262
El Segundo 310-524-2300 310-524-2742 310-524-2742
Gardena 310-217-9500 310-217-9568 310-217-9568
Hawthorne 310-970-7902 310-970-7955 310-970-7955
Hermosa Beach 310-318-0239 310-318-0214 310-318-0214
Inglewood 310-412-5301 310-412-5333 310-412-5333
Manhattan Beach 310-802-5000 310-802-5363 310-802-5363
Palos Verdes Estates 310-378-0383 310-378-0383 310-378-0383
Rancho Palos Verdes 310-377-0360 310-544-5252 310-544-5252
Redondo Beach 310-372-1171 310-318-0661 310-318-0686
Rolling Hills 310-377-1521 310-377-1521 310-377-1521
Rolling Hills Estates 310-377-1577 800-303-0003 888-253-2652


July 1, 2008

Rotten neighbors in Redondo Beach

RottenNeighbor.com is part online therapy, part trashy paperback novel. The year-old site singles out neighbors for offenses ranging from shoddy lawn upkeep ("They have garbage all through their yard") to alleged violence ("He has tried to run us down with his push lawnmower").

Users are invited to post advice on dealing with neighbors who fight and yell, who let their animals defecate on other people's property, who neglect their septic tanks -- even those who cook foul-smelling food.

Using Google Maps, the site zooms in on homes of the accused, represented by structures colored red (for the rotten) and green (for the good) that resemble plastic pieces of a Monopoly board game.

Type in Redondo Beach, for instance, and the site brings up a bird's-eye view of the city, a patchwork of trees and rooftops. Click on one of the houses to see comments from agitated residents, like the one complaining about a neighbor who says she can hear them use the microwave and toilets and even cough.

"Whenever we set foot in our apartment, she goes ballistic and starts cussing and stomping on our ceiling. She makes an extra effort when we have guests over to show them how crazy she is. My mom came to visit me one night around 8 p.m., and I was showing her my room, and sure enough, the neighbor stomped around and was yelling to protest my guest's visit. IT WAS MY MOM!! NOT SOME HOUSE PARTY!! I'm so embarrassed to even invite people over. That's not a home, it's a prison!"

A commenter chimes in: "I have the same neighbor above me. ... Everybody here is just waiting for them to be evicted anytime soon."

Most of the postings are anonymous, which is just fine with site co-founder Brant Walker, 27, who came up with the idea when he moved and noticed a rotten smell coming from his neighbor's door.

Walker, a Web site designer from San Diego, said the site averages several hundred thousand hits per day. He said it is a good resource for people moving to a new neighborhood because it offers a glimpse behind closed doors -- "things that a real estate agent won't tell you."

But he admits the site was forced to add a "flag for removal" option after people complained that they were unfairly targeted as bad neighbors. If a post gets flagged a certain number of times, it is now removed.

Positive comments can also be found, such as the "new here but very nice" post from Torrance: "Young and fun, great to have them."

But red houses dominate, especially since Walker added a new feature: Posts showing the homes of registered sex offenders.

And there's more: Site co-founder Thomas Adams said RottenNeighbor.com is pitching ideas to major networks for a reality show based on the site.

"The goal would be to find a way to reconcile neighbors' differences," Adams said. "We're trying to showcase the beautiful side of what neighbors can be like when they help each other."

-- The Associated Press and staff reports
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