La Verne really must be on the cutting edge. The Onion reports that a time traveler from the 22nd century held a press conference in March to inform mankind that the “ice cream of the future” will supplant all other desserts.
“Put down your crude melting desserts of churned animal’s milk and embrace the glorious world of high-tech flash-frozen treats,” the silver-suited Wolcott proclaimed.
Thanks to reader Steve-O for the timely link.