Do you know how you’re voting yet? Not just on president, but everything else?

Between chickens, bullet trains and drug laws, there’s a lot to decide on. Those are the very propositions on which I’m waffling, incidentally. Then there are judges. Why am I voting on judges? I hate passing sentence on judges.

How am I leaning in all this? I say, put the chickens on the bullet train and give them all the drugs they want. Let them be the judge.