I beg your pardon?
In line Sunday at the Claremont Laemmle 5 to see "Slumdog Millionaire," I heard the older guy in front of me request a ticket to the new Kristin Scott Thomas flick, as follows:
Man: "One for 'I've Loved You So Long.'"
Male employee in booth: "What?"
Man, louder: "'I've Loved You So Long'!"
Add your possible comebacks below. I'll start: "Thanks. Now, what movie would you like to see?"

A journalist for more than two decades, David Allen has been writing a column for the 

God, I couldn't hold back. Here is mine:
"Wow, I was just going to say the same thing. Here`s my number."
"Get in line and take a number... you wouldn't believe how many times I have heard that today..."
"Yes, but I never thought you would actually say it!"