'To view models'
Walking through the tunnel in L.A.'s Union Station on Sunday night, I saw a poster-like advertisement for a downtown condo project. Alongside photos and text was the above phrase, paired with a phone number, which was enticing for all the wrong reasons.
Who doesn't secretly wish to view models?

A journalist for more than two decades, David Allen has been writing a column for the 

Yes, and a gal a day is enough for me, as Groucho said.
[Thanks to Groucho, I never use the phrase "gala day" with a straight face. -- DA]