Spotted on the rear window of a vehicle in Ontario, the self-dramatizing logo: “Only God Can Judge Me.”

Really? The court system might disagree with you, pal.

Which reminds me of the woman in a Pomona courtroom a couple of years ago who was there (as was I) as a potential juror. She said she would prefer not to serve on a jury because she didn’t “believe in the court system.” “It’s here,” the judge replied. “It exists. Trust me.”