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Just when you thought it was safe to visit downtown Pomona, this Friday’s free movie is “Jaws” — woo-hoo! — and starts at dusk, around 8:45. The movie is in the Thomas Street Plaza on West Second and Thomas streets. Bring a lawn chair or a beach chair. And it really is safe in downtown Pomona, btw, if not in the waters off Amityville where a great white shark…well, you know the plot. Don’t you?

You can see the complete schedule of downtown movies here.

If there’s a big crowd, be prepared to say somberly: “We’re going to need a bigger plaza.”