Now maybe if it were a heart transplant…

Unpersuasive press release for a thriller touted as “provacative” (sic):

“Dear Mr. Allen,

Valentine’s Day is approaching and many singles are in desperate need of a diversion from the reality of their lack of a plus one on the romantic holiday. Nothing takes your mind off your troubles like devouring a new book that is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat. To that end, the reviews are pouring in over Gerald Deshayes’ debut novel ‘Gene,’ a story about a paraplegic who undergoes head transplant surgery and his life afterwards.”

Gong!

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