Ooh-la-la in Upland

This banner on an Upland discount store is visible -- perhaps too visible -- to motorists along the 10 Freeway at Mountain Avenue. (The "Happiness Guaranteed!" slogan is a nice touch.) I don't know about the prices, but based on the banner, apparel appears to be half off. Doesn't the store sell tops?

A journalist for more than two decades, David Allen has been writing a column for the 

After the Back To The Future article, is it coincidence that your next blog post mentions "Ooh La La" or was that a covert means to root out the BTTF geeks who read your blog? (A publication by that name made for a great plot device in BTTF2.)
Consider this geek outed.
[Hah, my ploy worked. Not really. I have no idea what you're talking about. -- DA]
Hmmm, but if the tops are also half off, one hates to think of the freeway tie-ups at Mountain....
I used to have a tummy like that. Before kids...sigh.. :) Heh. Chances are that there is very :::little::: selection there. :)
Low-rise jeans and trousers -- ghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! The absolute ugliest, most tasteless, fashion item of the 20th and 21st centuries. Will the era ever end? (You don't have to tell me -- these comments are a dead giveaway of my age.)
[Someday you may look back on the low-rise era fondly, depending on what replaces it. -- DA]