Mark Twain on…the Iraq war?

With the end of major combat operations in Iraq, many people are weighing in. Why not Mark Twain?

Reading Twain’s “The Mysterious Stranger” over the weekend, I was struck by one passage from the circa-1905 story. Speaking is an omniscient character who is mocking mankind’s follies when he turns to the subject of war:

“There has never been a just one, never an honorable one — on the part of the instigator of the war. I can see a million years ahead, and this rule will never change in so many as half a dozen instances. The loud little handful — as usual — will shout for the war. The pulpit will — warily and cautiously — object — at first; the great, big, dull bulk of the nation will rub its sleepy eyes and try to make out why there should be a war, and will say, earnestly and indignantly, ‘It is unjust and dishonorable, and here is no necessity for it.’

“Then the handful will shout louder. A few fair men on the other side will argue and reason against the war with speech and pen, and at first will have a hearing and be applauded; but it will not last long; those others will outshout them, and presently the anti-war audiences will thin out and lose popularity. Before long you will see this curious thing: the speakers stoned from the platform, and free speech strangled by hordes of furious men who in their secret hearts are still at one with those stoned speakers — as earlier — but do not dare to say so.

“And now the whole nation — pulpit and all — will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open. Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.”

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  • Mark Allen

    Seems a stretch to this moderately pacifist fellow.

    No offense.

  • K

    Gotta love his equally fabulous “War Prayer.”

    [That’s in another collection I have but I haven’t read it yet. — DA]

  • Mary Kent

    On another note, Mark Twain’s autobiography will be released in November 2010. Mark Twain’s instructions of not publishing his autobiography until 100 years after his death has finally been fulfilled. I’m certain more of his “weighing in” on many more subjects are to come!

  • Bob Terry

    David, for once I am speechless and have to bow out graciously on this subject. As the father of a Navy Corpsman who will soon be deployed for his 4th tour of duty and as an acquaintance of Louis Brewster, whom DA is a co-worker of, who lost a hero of a son, Bryan, to this war… I become lost for words because I am neither a hawk nor a dove…just a damn proud American.