Driving on Base Line in Rancho Cucamonga recently, I was startled to see a sign for a driving school that seemed to be named Baldy Driving. Hard not to take it personally. Hey, we drive the same as everyone else (poorly)!

A return visit to take a photo revealed the fine print invisible to motorists: the name is really Baldy View Driving.

View? Phew. All right, carry on.