There’s a fat cat around Claremont, and I don’t mean a rich guy. According to the Courier’s Police Blotter, a dentist’s office last month phoned police after a patient brought in a large wild cat, described as possibly a leopard.
“Police checked out the situation,” the Courier reported, “and discovered the animal was just a large house cat.”
A large house cat that could use a lap band.
Side issue: Who brings a cat of any size with them to the dentist?