Urge the Claremonter of your choice to head on in

This sign has been stopping people in their tracks at Yale and Second in the Claremont Village in recent weeks. I saw a chuckling passerby take a photo of it on a recent afternoon and decided to take one myself. It's outside the Diamond Center and the fine print refers to the store's policy of a free evaluation of the head of any diamond ring.
* Owner Ray Lantz emailed to say: "It's amazing how many people comment on, photograph or walk in because of the sign. We never thought bringing attention to jewelry maintenance would be so fun."

A journalist for more than two decades, David Allen has been writing a column for the 

Damn. I made appointments for several friends and family members before I realized it was a jewelry store.
["The jeweler will see you now." -- DA]