Mystery mortgage messages
Spam comments occasionally show up on this blog, but only for a few hours until I see them and delete 'em. The only readers who see them are the ones who haunt the "Recent Comments" area for the latest comments.
Why should those readers have all the fun? I've collected most the spams of the past few weeks that relate to loans and compiled them below for your reading pleasure. I love the English-as-a-second-language phrasing, especially the way they put "the" in front of "loan."
* All people deserve wealthy life and personal loans or just sba loan can make it better. Just because people's freedom is grounded on money state.
* It is well known that money makes people disembarrass. But how to act if one has no cash? The one way is to try to get the mortgage loans and collateral loan.
* If you are willing to buy real estate, you would have to receive the mortgage loans. Moreover, my brother usually utilizes a financial loan, which supposes to be the most rapid.
* That is perfect that we are able to get the business loans and it opens completely new opportunities.
* Various people in every country receive the home loans in different banks, because this is fast and easy.
* I took my first mortgage loans when I was very young and this helped my family very much. Nevertheless, I need the short term loan over again.
* I took 1 st personal loans when I was a teenager and it aided my business very much. But, I need the credit loan also.
* If you are in the corner and have got no money to get out from that point, you will have to receive the personal loans. Because it should aid you unquestionably. I get student loan every year and feel myself OK because of it.
* One acknowledges that today's life is very expensive, but we require money for various things and not every person earns big sums money. Therefore to receive fast loans or consolidation loans should be a right solution.
* When you are in a not good position and have got no cash to move out from that, you would require to take the business loans. Because that will help you for sure. I take commercial loan every year and feel myself OK just because of it.
* Cars and houses are not cheap and not everybody can buy it. However, credit loans are invented to aid different people in such situations.
* Cars and houses are expensive and not every person is able to buy it. Nevertheless, business loans are created to support people in such kind of situations.
* This is well known that money can make us independent. But what to do when one does not have money? The one way only is to try to get the mortgage loans or student loan.
* That's good that people are able to receive the loan moreover, this opens up new opportunities.
* I opine that to receive the personal loans from banks you should have a great reason. However, once I've got a term loan, just because I wanted to buy a house.
* That is known that cash can make us autonomous. But how to act if someone doesn't have money? The one way is to get the personal loans and commercial loan.
* Do you acknowledge that it is correct time to receive the credit loans, which can help you.
* I strictly recommend not to hold back until you earn enough money to buy all you need! You can take the home loans or short term loan and feel yourself comfortable.
* The loans are useful for people, which want to ground their own business. As a fact, this is very comfortable to get a financial loan.
I don't know if compiling these comments was the right solution, but I feel myself OK just because of it, and feel myself comfortable too. Please, do not take the personal loan, even if it is fast and easy and you are very young. Thank you.

A journalist for more than two decades, David Allen has been writing a column for the 

They almost have a "Burma Shave" ad quality to them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma-Shave
For this post / I shall atone / by finding words / that rhyme with loan / Burma Shave
Hark! / Who beckons on the phone? / A tragedy! / Caller unknown / Burma Shave
Ever feel / You are alone? / Befriend science / make a clone / Burma Shave
[Coincidentally, I have a column on Burma Shave that's been mostly written since August (!) to run during a vacation due to its timeless nature. Thought it would have been needed by now but not yet. Sometime in the next few weeks, though. -- DA]
Apart from English usage, these pretty much read like the standard lures from the larger, more well heeled institutions.
The robocall comes, at least once a week, and starts out with, "Don't hang up--this call is about your home loan." At that point, I hang up, because I don't have a home loan.
[In your case, that's a good tipoff. -- DA]
Loved this David....thanks for sharing with us!
[Thank you, high school classmate! -- DA]
Dave, Burma Shave signs were popular usually along roadways in scantly populated, slightly desolate or geographically forlorn locations. I helped with some Burma Shave-inspired signs once, but in Claremont. I dreamed up the concept and stuck them on trees along N. Mills ... they said "Fall" "Into" "The" "Pit". To advertise a club in town. You'll think I'm fibbing, but I'm not.
[I never think anyone is fibbing unless they're an elected official, Barbara. -- DA]