Shhhh!

In Chino Hills, the Council Chambers has an alcove with a press table reserved for us and the Chino Champion, with three swanky ergonomic chairs, two nameplates and, best of all, a "Quiet Please, Reporters at Work" sign. Ha ha! Boy, I'd love to have one of those for my desk.

Hey, pipe down, Chino Hillsians! We're workin' here! (At the Dec. 13 meeting, mostly I was reading "I, Robot" by Isaac Asimov, but a respectful silence was still called for.)

Incidentally, at the same meeting, the press table afforded an excellent view of two women wearing hats.