‘I cherished up to you’

Some of you have seen the oddly worded automated spam that shows up in the comments section on behalf of various commercial interests (before it’s quickly deleted by yours truly), but reader Charles Bentley drew my attention to one especially convoluted message the other day. It read in full:

“I cherished up to you will receive carried out proper here. The caricature is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nevertheless, you command get got an nervousness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell undoubtedly come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside of case you protect this hike.”

Easy for him/her to say. Because a lot of these automated spam messages are repetitive or almost so, a similar comment arrived days later:

“I beloved up to you will obtain carried out proper here. The comic strip is attractive, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an nervousness over that you would like be turning in the following. unwell indisputably come further before once more since precisely the similar just about a lot ceaselessly inside of case you defend this hike.”

I get the feeling Google’s “translate” button has been employed on the original message a few times too many.

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    These comments always amuse me when they come into my spam box, most of them aren’t as epic as this one though. Maybe you could get that kid who writes poems on his typewriter at the Farmers Market to re-type it and have it framed :)

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