A young woman who often works the counter at a pizza parlor I like has the most pronounced lisp I believe I’ve ever heard. I don’t want to identify the restaurant because I wouldn’t want to hurt her feelings (it’s not San Biagio’s, though). Her speech is sort of fetching, actually, especially when she calls me “thir.” A part of me wants to order anchovies, sausage and mushrooms just to hear her repeat my order back to me.
SHE: Anchovieth, thauthage and muthroomth, thir?
ME: Yes, and a Pepthi. Er, Pepsi.
Any other suggestions what we might order?