Free Pinkberry! Free Pinkberry! Free Pinkberry!
Nicole Richie: Hello?
Paris Hilton: Omigod! You'll never guess what just happened!
Nicole: Um...
Paris: OK, so I was in my car, on my way to Harry Winston, listening to my album, OK? And it started skipping. I mean, really! That thing never leaves my CD player. Why on earth would it be skipping? So anyway, I pushed the eject button thingie to pop it out so I could look at it, and the radio came on.
Nicole: Uh...
Paris: And I heard on the radio that Pinkberry is giving away free yogurt on Friday. I couldn't believe it! So I pulled the car over right there on Beverly and whipped out my new iPhone. I found this Web page that explained everything...
Nicole: OK...
Paris: So anyway, I found out they've got new summer flavors -- coconut and passion fruit -- and from 5 to 9 p.m. on Friday they'll be giving out small cups of the new flavors. I totally can't wait! You know how much I love coconut!
Nicole: Uh...
Paris: You know I'm at Pinkberry, like, every day. Since you're my BFF, I'll pick you up at 4:30 on Friday, I'll bet we can hit every Pinkberry in L.A., starting with the two here in Beverly Hills.
Nicole: Paris?
Paris: Uh...yeah?
Nicole: Why are you calling me?
Paris: Um...
Nicole: We haven't spoken in two years!
Paris: Uh...who is this?
Nicole: Nicole Richie.
Paris: Nicole? Omigod...I am so sorry. I totally thought I was calling Kim Kardashian. I must still have your number in my phone. I can't believe I called you. Totally sorry. My bad. *click*
Paris Hilton: Omigod! You'll never guess what just happened!
Nicole: Um...
Paris: OK, so I was in my car, on my way to Harry Winston, listening to my album, OK? And it started skipping. I mean, really! That thing never leaves my CD player. Why on earth would it be skipping? So anyway, I pushed the eject button thingie to pop it out so I could look at it, and the radio came on.
Nicole: Uh...
Paris: And I heard on the radio that Pinkberry is giving away free yogurt on Friday. I couldn't believe it! So I pulled the car over right there on Beverly and whipped out my new iPhone. I found this Web page that explained everything...
Nicole: OK...
Paris: So anyway, I found out they've got new summer flavors -- coconut and passion fruit -- and from 5 to 9 p.m. on Friday they'll be giving out small cups of the new flavors. I totally can't wait! You know how much I love coconut!
Nicole: Uh...
Paris: You know I'm at Pinkberry, like, every day. Since you're my BFF, I'll pick you up at 4:30 on Friday, I'll bet we can hit every Pinkberry in L.A., starting with the two here in Beverly Hills.
Nicole: Paris?
Paris: Uh...yeah?
Nicole: Why are you calling me?
Paris: Um...
Nicole: We haven't spoken in two years!
Paris: Uh...who is this?
Nicole: Nicole Richie.
Paris: Nicole? Omigod...I am so sorry. I totally thought I was calling Kim Kardashian. I must still have your number in my phone. I can't believe I called you. Totally sorry. My bad. *click*
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Fine and not-so-fine dining in the Inland Empire.
Can't...stop...laughing...
Paris and Nicole aren't BFFs anymore. Still funny. :)
Oh, wait, I didn't scroll down to the end. lol. Me = Lame.