I know something you don’t know, na-na-na-na-NA-na

Apparently, there was a long rain delay in the Braves game today, which delayed TBS’ All-Star selection show by an hour. We have been told who is on the team, but we are STRICTLY prohibited from reporting it until that show actually goes off the air (it seems TBS has paid MLB boo-koos of money — I know, I spelled that incorrectly, it’s actually boucoup — to have exclusive rights to be the first to announce the rosters). But believe me, I have it all typed up, so as soon as we get the go-ahead, I’ll hit the POST key. If you want to know before that, tune to TBS. Like, RIGHT NOW.