Ethier, Blake hurt, but not badly

They both suffered minor injuries in yesterday’s game. Andre got hit by a batted ball on his left heel while taking fly balls in the outfield. Casey felt something in his groin while running in the outfield after he left the game. Neither is expected to miss more than a couple of days. … By the way, I wrote here yesterday that Furcal and Hudson will play the next two games. Just to clarify, they’ll play in tomorrow morning’s B game, not the actual Cactus League game against the Mariners tomorrow afternoon. They WILL, however, play in today’s Cactus League game with the Giants. … Still nothing on Manny. I’m heading to Scottsdale and will check back in when I get there.

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  • Stephen Sims

    Tony,

    I bought one of those Section 15 tickets for Sunday’s game. Am I supposed to enter a separate parking lot? Or, am I just supposed to enter the park from a separate gate? Anything else I’m supposed to do differently once I arrive? Lastty, does the cost of the ticket include food, as with the right field pavilion at Dodgers Stadium) or am I on my own for the food?

    Thanks so much, and if I’d be better addressing that to someone else, please just let me know….

    Stephen Sims
    Currently in the Scottdale Stadium Parking Lot.

  • lawdog

    I thought we could use a diversion while we wait for the oter shoe to drop with Manny. This may be off point, but it’s almost as funny as a lawyer joke:

    New Stock Market Terms

    CEO Chief Embezzlement Officer

    CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer

    BULL MARKET A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
    BEAR MARKET a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    VALUE INVESTING The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER What my financial planner has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

    MARKET CORRECTION The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

    YAHOO What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS What you jump out of when youre the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR Past year investor whos now locked up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT an archaic word no longer in use.

    # # # # #

    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines
    one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG
    one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
    one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
    But- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer
    one year ago, drank all the beer,
    then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
    you will have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan
    is to drink heavily & recycle.
    Its called the 401-Keg.

    24 cans in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not! But only your broker knows for sure.

  • Buddy

    Stephen,
    Go find an usher.

    Lawdog, WTF?