Yes, that’s a headline.
Yes, this is the quintessential example of “rookie hazing” in the 21st century.
And yes, there’s a Starbucks close to Wrigley Field — right across the street.
No word on who ordered the “Oprah chai.” Enjoy the photo:
Update (12:10 p.m.): Starbucks’ official Twitter account (@Starbucks, total followers: 6.67 million) took notice:
— Starbucks Coffee (@Starbucks) September 19, 2014