This is Part 52 of a series in which every member of the 2015 Dodgers has his season juxtaposed with an episode of the greatest sitcom of all-time. Don’t take it too seriously.
Juan Uribe, 3B
Key stats: .247 batting average, one home run, six RBI in 29 games
Seinfeld episode: “The Keys” (Season 3, Episode 23)
Key quote: “OK, fine, go ahead, you take the keys! But you’re going to regret this.”
Uribe’s season broadly follows the Seinfeld archetype. He gets traded by the Dodgers to the Braves while they’re playing the Dodgers; gets traded again to the Mets, who subsequently play the Dodgers. His season always seems to overlap with the Dodgers’. In this episode, Elaine’s apartment keys keep getting passed around the group