Monthly Archives: October 2007

Whoops.

Golf is a weird, fickle game. I write a preview for a Lakers game, I know to interview Kobe. I preview a Dodgers game, talk to … uh … the starting pitcher. The Chargers: Philip Rivers or LT. On Tuesday … Continue reading

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I feel somewhat sorry for every golfer here not named Kenny G.

Hear me out on this one …

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Mills signs scorecard at 3-under.

Not to dampen your spirits, but this could get boring quick. Your leader Jon Mills turned in his scorecard a few minutes ago with a two-round total of 9-under. Mills is the hottest golfer on the Nationwide Tour he won … Continue reading

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So much for the weather report.

It is WINDY out here. Cloudy, too. So much for yesterday’s afternoon group having the advantage in the morning calm. Online, it says the wind is blowing 12 mph to the southwest, but that must be an average. When it … Continue reading

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Breaking: Kenny G is EVEN through four holes!

The jazz saxophonist, who according to guitarist Pat Matheny is “not anywhere near a great player,” is even through four holes at the Mark Christopher Charity Classic in Rancho Cucamonga. We have confirmation that he hasn’t shaved his ponytail for … Continue reading

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There’s no complaining in NASCAR.

Actually, there’s a lot of it. But if you complain about the cars this weekend at Talladega, it just means you don’t belong in Nextel Cup.

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If a golfer throws his club to the ground, but doesn’t make the cut, does it still make a sound?

It does if you’re Spencer Levin, and a reporter is watching.

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A weekend so loud, you couldn’t hear a puck drop.

Season 3 of “The New NHL” began over the weekend. If only they had treated it like the season premiere of a TV show.

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