E-mails by Paul Vincent Avila
First letter
Editor's note: This e-mail was sent Aug. 17 to Ontario-Montclair School District union president by school board member Paul Avila, who is up for re-election in November.
Subject: Re: Interviews with the Ontario Montclair
TeachersAssociation/Regrets/
Dear Mr. Vice President,
Yippy-gi- yea, Gee whiz, I feel so humble and spiritually
uplifted to grand heights of Mt. Baldy. I am extremely overwhelm with
mixed emotions, flooded with infinite flowing tears streaming the down
my facial cheeks by this unexpected invitation to part-take in OMTA's
interviews.
It staggers the imagination of this non-hidden agenda forum can
represent such a visible, glowing, and spectacular like gauntlet
process where contestants are unilaterally bestowed a vail of
transparent crown of cheer and pomp. the amazing part, is that, your
fraternal organization ask nothing in return? You and thine are true
generous benefactors of selfless charity.
Although I am shrouded with visions of realism derived of ecstasy
and agony , that I must painfully and grudgedly struggled to bid your
benevolent aloha a bon voyage to this intriguing opportunity because
Saturday is dedicated to my God, prayer, and worship at my local
temple of David due to my religious beliefs. I also believe I am
humbly insufficient and not suitable for I will not measure up to
expections and demands that obviously will come into conflict with my
solemn oath dedicated to parents and children of this District.
However, nothing is all lost, from my assessment, I recommend
to you from existing pool of candidates who will be compatible and be
a dovetail fit to the said expecations and demands of your ancient
fraternal organization of OMTA.
the following candidates: Mr. Elvis Rivas, Mr. Kris Brake, and
Mr. Sam Escamilla. A wild card may be looming from Mr. Garcia but I
hope not since he belongs to same Temple? irrespective to the
recommended order of names these candidates, they will be ideal for
your beckon and call by stringed manipulation of the seeminly like
goals and objectives as it will be expected. A candle will be lit by
a shrined multi colored window as symbol of good hopeful tidings.
Please extend my passionate hugs and kisses to all your membership.
OMTA is always in my thoughtful and moonful dreams.
Paul Vincent Avila, Your most humble outsider Servant.
Cc:
Second letter
Editor's note: This e-mail was sent Aug. 17 to Ontario-Montclair School District candidates by school board member Paul Avila, who is up for re-election in November.
Subject: Fwd: Interviews with the Ontario Montclair Teachers Association
Dear Candidates/Incumbents,
Please excuse' the sincere emphatic language " They can (Executive Officers) all kiss my privileged royal Butt on bothcheeks!!
Anyone, whether it be a non-incumbent candidates or a incumbent candidates whomever seeks and falls prey to a conflict interest, dishonorable conduct, and betrayal of public trust disserves the curse of infinite bathroom flushes and the omision from the purging by bathroom tissue for absolution. An elected trustee must not be beholdened to two quasi masters (Selfseving Special interest Unions vs Public:
Parents/children)!! Got it??
Con mucho lagrimas de sonrisa
With great ecstasy and agony of wrong doing from con-artist evidoers.
Emiliano Zapata's Ghost, aka. . .



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