...For all the beautiful things the ESPYS has to offer.
SHADE-Y FACE
Winner: The Rock

Runner Up: Dan Wheldon

Finalist: Drew Gooden

Honorable Mention: Vince Carter

"YOU'VE GOT TO COO-OR-DEE-NATE!"
Royal Treatment: Jerry Rice

CHAPEAU'D BEAU
Uh, Dwayne...

This way Mr Wade...

We have a winner!

Honorable Mention: Kevin Robinson

COUNTRY CLUB COOL
Brady Quinn

LeBron James

BEST OF THE VEST
Shaun White

(singer) Rocco DeLuca

(rapper/actor) Common

BEST OF THE CHEST
Superman himself: Shaquille O'Neal

Sweet chocolate...vest!: LaDainian Tomlinson

Free Troy Smith's Pecs!

SILENCE IS GOLDEN
Don't...

say...

a word.

(ok, you can laugh at LeBron here though!)
HANDY TALK
"That ring is weighing us down, hand!" - Ben Roethlisberger's thumb.

"Look here, and here...and here." - Baron Davis' digits

"Is the A/C that way?" - Dwight Freeny's finger

"Yeah, we saw Mike Tyson. And??" - Carl Weathers' delusional fists

BOW DOWN
It's King LeBron

WATCH OUT, NOW!
DeAngelo Hall

POCKET (SQUARE) IT
Like veteran...

(Terrell Owens)
...like rookie.

(Greg Oden)
BUSHWHACKED!
Reggie Bush.

(Nuff said.)
After all this, WAYW needs a smoke (figuratively speaking, of course.)
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