A Moment of Silence...
...For all the beautiful things the ESPYS has to offer.
SHADE-Y FACE
Winner: The Rock
Runner Up: Dan Wheldon
Finalist: Drew Gooden
Honorable Mention: Vince Carter
"YOU'VE GOT TO COO-OR-DEE-NATE!"
Royal Treatment: Jerry Rice
CHAPEAU'D BEAU
Uh, Dwayne...
This way Mr Wade...
We have a winner!
Honorable Mention: Kevin Robinson
COUNTRY CLUB COOL
Brady Quinn
LeBron James
BEST OF THE VEST
Shaun White
(singer) Rocco DeLuca
(rapper/actor) Common
BEST OF THE CHEST
Superman himself: Shaquille O'Neal
Sweet chocolate...vest!: LaDainian Tomlinson
Free Troy Smith's Pecs!
SILENCE IS GOLDEN
Don't...
say...
a word.
(ok, you can laugh at LeBron here though!)
HANDY TALK
"That ring is weighing us down, hand!" - Ben Roethlisberger's thumb.
"Look here, and here...and here." - Baron Davis' digits
"Is the A/C that way?" - Dwight Freeny's finger
"Yeah, we saw Mike Tyson. And??" - Carl Weathers' delusional fists
BOW DOWN
It's King LeBron
WATCH OUT, NOW!
DeAngelo Hall
POCKET (SQUARE) IT
Like veteran...
(Terrell Owens)
...like rookie.
(Greg Oden)
BUSHWHACKED!
Reggie Bush.
(Nuff said.)
After all this, WAYW needs a smoke (figuratively speaking, of course.)
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