Goats in Van Nuys

There are goats in Van Nuys. Cute little goats. Our neighbor is keeping them until her son is ready to bring them to his rural property to be living, breathing lawn mowers. They'll eat anything. They've been muching on leaves and other stuff in their custom-built goat pen. In Van Nuys, I add.

There used to be a small vegetable garden behind the gate, but now it's these two goats. One of them is, indeed, named Billy. I can't remember the other one's name. And they like to be pet like dogs. But they have horns.

So if anybody tells you Van Nuys, ain't country, tell them we've got goats. Britney Spears should be buying a house here any minute.

And if that's not enough, how many neighbors do you know a) own a backhoe? (or is it a skip loader?) and b) park it in front of their house for months at a time?