Gene Simmons gets a face lift, I get physically ill watching it

And I write about it at Hollywood Babble-on.

A sample:

The single best episode of reality television I've seen all year (and I've seen a lot) is the second of three Gene-and-Shannon-get-face-lifts episodes of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels," which shows, yes, the reality of gettting an 11-hour cosmetic surgery ("His skin is so thick, it's like a hide," the surgeon says at one point) -- and wife/Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed's went so badly, causing so much pain, that the cameras didn't even follow her.