Sorry, Paris -- back to jail for you
This just in:Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!
Posted Jun 8th 2007 3:05PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity JusticeParis Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.
Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom.'
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(my Paris Hilton rant begins here)
I feel bad for Paris Hilton, I really do. She shouldn't have been so cavalier about driving under the influence and then violating her probation. And going around acting like an airheaded idiot is NO WAY to be a role model for young girls, and I say this as a father of a 3-year-old girl who will end up like this OVER MY DEAD, STINKING BODY.
Paris -- when you do get out of jail, I know you've got a lot if business-related irons in the fire, but do yourself and all of us a favor and drop a big chunk of money and time on GOING TO COLLEGE AND DROPPING SOME REAL KNOWLEDGE AND MATURITY INTO THAT EMPTY, EXTENSION-COVERED HEAD OF YOURS.
I suggest you major in mathematics, cause it all adds up, young lady.
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