Starbucks rolling out $1 coffee

Sorry atheists, I'm afraid there is a god. In the face of flagging sales, Starbucks is slowly rolling out a radical shift in its pricing, with a small coffee going for $1 a cup with FREE REFILLS.

Now that's an economic stimulus package!

If this is the kind of thing we can expect with the return of longtime CEO Howard Schultz to the struggling company, then we're all in for an extended period of heavy drinking -- of coffee, that is.