Pitch Black

Vin Diesel is an actor that I’ve never really had respect for as an actor (sorry Vin, although you sound like a cool guy). I once sat through a painful two hours watching “XXX,” and after that experience, I never wanted to see another movie with him in it.

But for reasons not worth going in to, I decided to shrug off the horrors of “XXX” and give “Pitch Black” a shot. I will probably never be persuaded that Diesel is an excellent actor, but here, he is perfectly cast as Richard Riddick, the sociopathic lead character who can see in the dark.

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Battlestar Galactica: Rapture

The standoffs from last week all get resolved one way or another, leading to some tensions, reunions and loyalty shifts. Yippee!

 

A note to first time BSG watchers; these aren’t the reviews for you. I plan to write about the show with the ending in mind. If you haven’t seen the show, you will be spoiled on stuff that happens at the end. You’ve been warned.

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Ponyo

Most fantasy stories fall into one of two groups. The first group places fantasy elements into the ‘real’ world and forces the fantasy to interact with our laws, such as gravity and occasionally evolution (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is a good example of that type). The second group just goes ahead and makes a whole new world and establishes the rules of order in the text (“Lord of the Rings” is a good example for group two).

“Ponyo,” written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, falls firmly in the second group. Miyazaki has taken the backbone of “The Little Mermaid” tale and crafted this world that is absolutely breathtaking.

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Battlestar Galactica: The Eye of Jupiter

It’s been two weeks since the fleet landed on the algae planet, and while the food stores are being replenished, Chief Tyrol finds a temple that might contain the Eye of Jupiter, which might guide the way to Earth. Unfortunately, the Cylons show up and demand the Eye. Chaos ensues.

 

A note to first time BSG watchers; these aren’t the reviews for you. I plan to write about the show with the ending in mind. If you haven’t seen the show, you will be spoiled on stuff that happens at the end. You’ve been warned.

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Battlestar Galactica: The Passage

The fleet’s food gets contaminated somehow, and while a search for nearby sustenance is fruitful, one obstacle stands in their way: a radiation field too big to go around and too dangerous to go through.

 

A note to first time BSG watchers; these aren’t the reviews for you. I plan to write about the show with the ending in mind. If you haven’t seen the show, you will be spoiled on stuff that happens at the end. You’ve been warned.

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‘The Fifth Element’ revisited

While watching Luc Besson’s “The Fifth Element” again, I suddenly remembered the first time I saw it.

I was still in high school, in the summer between 9th and 10th grade. None of us could drive yet, but some friends (Julie, Kristen and Erica) and I planned to meet at the theater that was just down the road (and across a highway) from my house. After playing a human version of “Frogger” across four lanes of traffic (not recommended), I met up with them.

We were giggly and too loud during the wait, and I have no idea what I thought of the movie after watching with them, but that memory of that day is enough for me to give the movie a bit of a break.

And boy, does it need one.

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Battlestar Galactica: Unfinished Business (extended)

The crewmembers of the Galactica are enacting an old tradition of boxing out their issues with their shipmates, which leads to some interesting pairings as well as some revelations about the crew’s time on New Caprica.

 

A note to first time BSG watchers; these aren’t the reviews for you. I plan to write about the show with the ending in mind. If you haven’t seen the show, you will be spoiled on stuff that happens at the end. You’ve been warned.

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In defense of “The Fairly OddParents”

I first stumbled upon the brilliant kiddie show “The Fairly OddParents” in the summer of 2002. I had driven up to Flagstaff on moving day for summer school, but I’d driven up too quickly and I needed to kill about an hour before I could begin moving my stuff in. So, I wandered into the dorm’s common room and parked myself in front of the television (improbably turned to Nickelodeon of all channels).

And there it was; a miserable little kid named Timmy Turner (voiced by Tara Strong) has secret fairy godparents, Cosmo (voiced by Darran Norris) and Wanda (voiced by Susanne Blakeslee), who will grant him wishes (with some restrictions).

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