Ahmadinejad: Human shield!

Yes, the Iranian president has volunteered to serve as a human shield to keep the Natanz nuclear facilities from being attacked! When Mahmoud wakes up, of course:

Ahmadinejad said on Esfahan TV recently:

"If it helps you calm down, ask them just when they are planning to attack, and I myself will go to the people of Natanz, and we will sit down together in the nuclear facilities, and if they want to attack, they will have to attack us first."

Um, like that would actually keep anyone from attacking. "Don't fire -- you might hit Ahmadinejad!"