Experts: Call kids fatties
I'm not a parent, so I'm not going to offer wise words on this story about medical wonks encouraging doctors to not play semantics and call kids "obese" if the situation warrants. Just keep in mind the PC alternatives from that 9-year-old master of everything politically incorrect, Cartman:
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!""I'm not fat! I'm big-boned."
"I'm not fat! I just haven't grown into my body yet."
Was that my daily limit of "South Park" references?