In Bed with Paris
As I mentioned in the previous post, I'm sick, and as such, I spent much of the weekend in bed, thinking about ... Paris Hilton. Specifically, I can't understand why she' s so bugged out about spending a few weeks in jail.
Don't get me wrong: County Lockup is no place I'd like to be. Zachary Urbina wrote a fine piece for us a week ago about what an unpleasant place it is. But as for me, my biggest fear about jail would be the other inmates, and what they might to do me. Beyond that, I would think the rest would be tolerable -- sure the food might be bad, the bed hard, but these are not impossible burdens.
In the case of Paris, the other inmates are not a concern. She's being kept in a protective, isolated cell. So is it merely the prospect of bad food and a hard bed that has her wailing hysterically at the courthouse? If so, maybe there's some truth to Sheriff Baca's (reported) concerns for her mental stability ...
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