Paris sprung! L.A.'s celebrity justice not dead after all
And we worried that celebrities would start being held accountable for their scofflaw ways for real! This morning, the LASO released poor Paris after 4 days of county lockup because of a rash or mental illness or something. We don't know becuase they wouldn't tell us anything other than it wasn't a staph infection. Phew!
Here's LASO mouthpiece Steve Whitmore evading reporters questions this morning by confusing them with elaborate hand gestures.