Michelle Gone Wild

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More hair-raising revelations from Michelle Delgadillo's driving history in today's L.A. Times:

Los Angeles City Atty. Rocky Delgadillo's wife has an outstanding warrant for her arrest for failing to appear in court nearly nine years ago on charges of driving without insurance, with a suspended license and in an unregistered car, court records and officials confirmed Tuesday.

This saga has inspired me to tap my inner Weird Al, and come up with some new verses to the Beatles' classic, "Michelle":

Michelle, ma belle.
You are sweet tho you don't drive so well,
My Michelle.

Michelle, ma belle.
Vos voitures sont detruit, c'est terrible
C'est tres terrible.


In an act of mercy, I decided to stop the parody there, although I couldn't resist this one more verse:

I fear you, I fear you, I fear you.
No matter what road we're on,
When you're in the Yukon.

OK, one more rimshot. Thank you.

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This page contains a single entry by Chris Weinkopf published on June 20, 2007 10:56 AM.

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