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Mariel's commentary on Sheriff flak Steve Whitmore reminds me of what I heard on the radio this morning. It was Whitmore insisting that Paris Hilton isn't being released, but "reassigned." (This sounds kind of like the distinction between withdrawing forces from Iraq or "redeploying" them.)

But where, exactly, is Paris being reassigned to?

Answer is her mansion, which, I imagine, is probably like the sort of resorts must of us would pay money to vacation at. That's to say, her punishment is what for most of us would be a vacation.

Hey, if drive while loaded, can I get 40 days in Paris Hilton's mansion, too?

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