What Paris really has to offer the community
Paris Hilton is due to be released at any time, and after her come-to-Jesus moment of twentysomething harrowing days behind bars (likely laughing at Rocky Delgadillo the whole way) she's determined to do something positive with her life. (After she throws down at Caesar's Palace with Jell-O shots and scantily-clad men, that is.) I thought that's what "The Simple Life" was, but apparently she's thinking more along the lines of helping kids with cancer or something like that. I, however, believe she could do a great service by starting a mugshot makeover service. Harvey Levin might have fewer damning pictures to run, but celebrity troublemakers everywhere would be eternally grateful:
(That's Paris' mug from her Sept. 2006 arrest, and Nick Nolte after dropping a hairdryer in the bathtub.)