Mayor caption submissions

And the submissions are (in no particular order):
1. Has anybody seen my wife? (Kris Noffke)
2. HEY.............gotta fill all the holes I can while I'm still young enough to do it!!!!!! (Gary E. Taylor)
3. "Damn, we're in a tight spot!" (Mike Tetreault)
4. An L.A. Nacho with melting cheese. (Ashey Chase)
5. Just trying to dig my way out of this hole I've gotten myself into ...(Chris Weinkopf)



My vote is for Noffke, hands down.
"It's those feisty testosterones that made me do it!"