Trashed celebs might chase you down next!
Screwed-up celebs are apparently haunting the streets of the Westside -- and that couldn't be better news for naughty politicos not eager to be in the headlines anymore! Two weeks out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan was arrested overnight on suspicion of drunk driving, driving on a suspended license and cocaine possession; she was stopped at Pico and Main in Santa Monica after the occupants of a black Escalade called police to say they were being chased by a white Denali SUV (Lohan).
It's hardly worth writing about because Harvey Levin is already ahead of the pack as his staff has cranked out eighty or so posts on TMZ, wringing every last jailhouse source for all it's worth. But I sure hope Sheriff Baca jumps on this new problem: It used to be that drunk celebs just were their own worst enemy, running into bushes on Sunset or landing in the tabloids without undergarments or a clue. But now they're chasing other Angelenos? This could become a bigger road hazard than city attorneys' wives!
(No props to Lindsay on the mugshot -- she needs to go back to the red hair. Paris outdid her on that one.)
We don't need to have trashy-looking Lohan, in her bikini, spread across the front page of The Daily News. Who cares what she's up to? We subscribe to get thought-provoking news, not trash.