We know you're tired of tabloid, but...
... this story was just too funny (and sad) to pass up: According to the UK's Sun, which is usually stunningly accurate for a tabloid, Lindsay Lohan bet her socialite pals that she could bed David Beckham by December. Likely the only way that could happen is with a jailhouse conjugal visit, considering how Lohan's going. Has Lindsay heard, though, that the mayor is single?
Another great part of the story: Upon hearing that Paris Hilton wanted to become her new best friend, Victoria Beckham reportedly said, "Over my dead body."
We now return to regular news...
I guess Posh doesn't want to be around someone who too much mirrors herself, and calls attention to the fact that they're both spoiled, vapid, too-skinny and shapeless, uneducated, second-rate so-called singers, and all-around media hounds who don't to a useful thing for anyone else, given their opportunities.
But at least Posh has that British sense of irony, which makes her just appear a little less dumb.