Britney, Meet the LAPD
The LAPD is reportedly investigating claims -- captured on video -- that Britney Spears, mini-dog on lap, backed her Benz into another car outside a Great Earth store. Apparently she never even checked to see if the car was damaged, never contacted the owner, and announced "I'm a brainiac" to lookers-on. Fortunately her children weren't on hand for the spectacle.
Poor Britney -- and I mean that. Seems to me she's more than just a flake, but a very lost soul whose life is spinning out of control. One wishes she would simply bow out of the celebrity life, go someplace quiet, and try to bring some sanity to her world and to that of her children.
Or, barring that, that she would at least hire a chauffeur.
I have a theory: Britney is an insane, narcissistic, unfit mother, who was hugely popular for her singing, dancing, and for providing easy access to her whoo-ha to legions of grateful men.
Somebody please get this woman of the road, away from those kids, and out of the limelight before somebody gets hurt!